so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god
Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.
I was on 8tracks looking for new playlists and found this
I really don’t know what I expected.
People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows
I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker
"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD